Bacon Bitches!

So today I ordered a pizza. A large two topping bacon and pepperoni pie for the homies and shit...thinking well this is going to taste awesome and not cost much.
Would you believe this shit cost 20 bucks.. for one fucking 10 sliced pizza.
In Brooklyn....
Get this. just to add bacon to a pepperoni pie. cost 8 bucks
WHAT THE FUCK?
Man I swore to God that bacon better had made a bitch nutt three times to be that expensive as a topping to add bacon a fucking pizza.
Motherfucking bacon son?
bacon?

Man... and that shit was good but I be damned they catch me with that shit again.
fucking bullshit...

Which led to a thought that was discussed amongst the fam:
It's a sin to be a woman and not know how to cook bacon...
and if you don't know how to cook bacon..
you will indeed..
lose your man.


And this was agreed upon by about 4 dudes while us chicks are looking at these fool like wtf?

Is bacon that important to men?

Answer: YEAH!

Dude: Yo you burn some bacon in the presence of a man and watch tears fail down cheeks. It's fucking blasphemy man!

Dude 2: Yo.. man a bitch cook some good bacon with some eggs and toast in the morning.. she finna be wifey... lord knows the way to a man heart is through the swine cooked mighty fine.


Motherfucking bacon ladies and gents.
Bacon...
makes the world go round.